DIVORCE AGREEMENT Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per
gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we
could live with.
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of
the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever
agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms.
We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land
mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the
cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go
with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You
are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food
stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
rednecks.
10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
.
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our
allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
security.
13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will
no longer be paying the bill.
15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury
cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
practicing doctors..
17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury
and not a right.
18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The
National Anthem."
19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd
Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".
20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue
to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our constitution and our flag.
"Many in the media reported that I said Papa John's is going to close stores and cut jobs because of Obamacare. I never said that. The fact is we are going to open over hundreds of stores this year and next and increase employment by over 5,000 jobs worldwide. And, we have no plans to cut team hours as a result of the Affordable Care Act."
"During that same interview, talking about Obamacare I said, though it wasn't widely reported:"
- "The good news is 100% of the population (full-time workers) is
going to get health insurance. I'm cool with that."
- "We're all going to pay for it. There's nothing for free."
- "And this way I get to provide health insurance and I'm not at a
competitive disadvantage ... our competitors are going to have
to do the same thing."
DIVORCE AGREEMENT Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per
gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we
could live with.
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* * * * * *
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of
the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever
agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms.
We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land
mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the
cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go
with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You
are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food
stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
rednecks.
10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
.
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our
allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
security.
13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will
no longer be paying the bill.
15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury
cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
practicing doctors..
17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury
and not a right.
18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The
National Anthem."
19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd
Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".
20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue
to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our constitution and our flag.
Dad(Bbob) I wanna live with you after the divorce LOL
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Voter fraud is rampant in America. Without it 0 would have lost for sure. Cheating comes natural to the dems. It's in their dna. Cheaters, liars, thieves, and snitches all carry the same dna. If one has any one of these traits; they have them all.
A snitch is very different than a whistle-blower in case you were wondering.
Really?
Do you really think political opinion is some how linked to DNA?
Do you really think it is ok to generalize in this manner?
This is the kind of talk that lost Romney the election. Obama won because the majority voted against this kind of thinking. Name calling will always polarize others against you. The last election is proof.
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1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
For this part, we can make things pretty easy, actually. This is a democracy, after all (well, a representative democracy in all actuality). So, instead of bothering with equally, we'll simply divide it up based on presidential voting over the last four major elections. That only leaves five states that need to be decided upon. Sadly, it's all obviously Red Vs Blue so it leaves those like myself in the lurch, but I can deal with a compromise. Since most blue states are on each coast or touching a major body of water (the Great Lakes), we'll grant them FL and VA. Red can take NV, CO and OH.
Now...I don't know how well that'll work for you economically. Considering Red states account for roughly 35% of the GDP compared to roughly 65% for blue states.
In addition to that, blue states include each of the top ten revenue (read: tax) producing states. While 8/10 of the most tax-dependent states are red states. I'm not a business major...but that appears to be a recipe for fiscal disaster.
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