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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-24-2014, 10:17 AM Thread Starter
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I had to visit someone in a nursing home recently and was shocked to see about half a dozen really old naked ladies laying on the front lawn.

I went in and after my brief visit, I was leaving the place and noticed the old ladies still there. My curiosity got the best of me and so I went back inside to ask about them. I was told they were retired prostitutes and were having a yard sale.
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-24-2014, 10:23 AM
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So , you bought them all ?

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Yard sales...always a bunch of worn-out junk no one wants.

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Ta da boom!

2010 Midnight Cherry XR. 7Jurock, Lloydz AF, ATS, AFR tuned VFCIII, IAV, and T-6 and locally repacked pipes = big smiles. SOLD to a dear friend, so it's still in the family."
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Sigh......















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IDK! I hear tell that you can snatch up some pretty good stuff at yard sales.
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Ladies that old don't smell, don't tell, and they're grateful as hell!

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IDK! I hear tell that you can snatch up some pretty good stuff at yard sales.
Q: What's the difference between an old guy and a young guy?

A: The old guy goes around snatching kisses...
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What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a Peeping Tom?

The pick-pocket snatches watches, the Peeping Tom...

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What's the difference between a stick up and a hold up?


Age.

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