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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-03-2014, 12:45 PM Thread Starter
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One hundred brains are missing from storage at the University of Texas.

True story. Google it.

I am going to step back now and you fellas can have at it. I am trying to be nonjudgmental in my dotage but I am an Okie and this is a story about missing brains in Texas.

Oops. There I went and done did it.

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Sell them to Democrats. These half decayed Texan brains are still an upgrade from what they currently are using.

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Sell them to Democrats. These half decayed Texan brains are still an upgrade from what they currently are using.
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Sell them to Democrats. These half decayed Texan brains are still an upgrade from what they currently are using.
Got to find em first!

This is more exciting that the lady walking down the sidewalk stabbing people in NO. I can't wait to get the update of how this fiasco went down. Instead of leaving my whole body to science, I'll make them promise to bury my brain. Sheesh! The thought of just anyone running around with my brain in a jar is not only worrisome but also scary.

They say everything in TX is bigger so why is it taking so long to find them?

Oh! Strange how it was exactly 100.
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This is going to be a long thread.
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Got to find em first!

This is more exciting that the lady walking down the sidewalk stabbing people in NO. I can't wait to get the update of how this fiasco went down. Instead of leaving my whole body to science, I'll make them promise to bury my brain. Sheesh! The thought of just anyone running around with my brain in a jar is not only worrisome but also scary.

They say everything in TX is bigger so why is it taking so long to find them?

Oh! Strange how it was exactly 100.
That's how many come in the package.
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So let me get this straight. A well used conservative brain, maybe even worn out, is still better than a fresh liberal brain?

Got it.
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