A joke tread ... Nice ... No hijack just fun mate
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he
arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready
to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why
there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72
virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them
before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to
service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous;
and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall
banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard
can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who said they were women?