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Default Farmer urinates in the field

I though of this many times but never actually thought it could happen....OMG!

Indian farmer urinating in a field left in agony after a snake bites him on the penis* | Daily Mail Online
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"Doctor can you give me something for the pain but keep the swelling?"
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That would officially rate as a bad day

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So, a viper bites a "one eyed trouser snake". This snake on snake violent crime has to stop...

So that reminds me of a joke...2 good friends Jack and Joe are hiking way out in the desert, hours from any civilization, when they surprise a monstrous rattlesnake sunning himself on the trail. Jack gets bit on the pecker by the rattlesnake. Much panic ensues but Joe calls 911 and asks the operator what he should do. The operator tells him he needs to suck the poison out of the bite. Joe says OK and hangs up, Jack asks him " What are we gonna do?". Joe says "you're gonna die"

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I have a very sneaky snake and doubt a rattler could find it. 😜


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So that's how you got your nickname! LOL
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So that's how you got your nickname! LOL
No! Nickname is BIG D.
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No! Nickname is BIG D.
hahahaha ! ya need to quit using a concave mirror

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Is that what ereptile dysfunction is?
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When I pee outside snakes run (sort of) in fear because of the mighty python.

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