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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-27-2015, 12:21 PM Thread Starter
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From the email I received...

We welcome our valued customers to be the first to have access to buying our patent pending motorcycle and vehicle vacuum storage bag adapter.
We thank you and appreciate all of our previously satisfied customers.
We hope you take a look at what we have to offer!

This is brand new and is our first announcement to the public.

The Shrivelizer is the answer to the challenges of packing more stuff in to a small motorcycle or vehicle's luggage compartment. An intake manifold on a motorcycle's or vehicle's engine idles around 18 to 20 inches of vacuum. Where as a shop vac's motor can only supply about 6 to 8 inches of vacuum. The higher the engines vacuum, the smaller and more compact you can condense your contents. The Shrivelizer attaches to the vacuum line of your motorcycle or car with the T hose adapter that is included. When you're done Shrivelizing your vacuum bag, you remove the vacuum line from the T adapter, and cap the open end of the T. The in-line air filter prevents dirt from entering the engine when you drop the adapter on the ground or when shrink dirty clothing. It really sucks!

We look forward to helping you travel more efficiently!

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As a side note; I would recommend any perv's out there keep this away from their crotch.
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Great just what I need, now my wife will pack even more clothes she won't wear.
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I only have to look at my junk to figure that age shrivels special things that needs to be in tight places. So, I simply pack old stuff in the bike. Maybe it has been sucked too much... Still need to think on that one.


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Now back to your normal channel
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but wait-- there's more...

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Nice Dill. Laughed out loud and got a few looks here at work. Priceless.
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but wait-- there's more...
...if you order RIGHT NOW, we'll *double* your order ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (just pay separate shipping and handling)
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What about the steak knives!??
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