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Default Biker jokes and Poems .... Keep it clean :)

A mechanic was in the shop working on a motorcycle when he noticed a well known cardiologist walk in. The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to set up a time to repair his bike.

The mechanic yelled from the back " hey doc come back here and look at this.... The cardiologist a bit surprised walked to the back, the mechanic stood up and wiped the grease from his hands and said " hey Doc look what I do, I open up the heart and replace the valves and put it back together and when I'm done it runs like new. So why is it I only make 50,000 a year and you make 150,000?

The cardiologist answers ..... Try doing it with the engine running.

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Default The road travelled

As a biker, we are unique
The open road is what we seek
The camaraderie of our brothers, our friends
Knowing they'll be there
'Til the very end

But when we take that final ride
There'll be another by our side
And one thing I know, for a fact
God will also have my back

For it's in him now
We place our trust
For this road we travel
Is a must

So as we reach this road trips end
Know in your heart
We'll meet again

Someday soon the thunder will roll
As we ride down those streets of gold
With wind in our face, we're free at last
The troubles here are now all past
And with brothers there
We'll meet again
And ride for eternity
Peace in the wind

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