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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-27-2011, 02:12 PM Thread Starter
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I just got a call from Angel my girl. She is the seafood manager at Safeway. It is in a strip center with a few other stores. On the North side of the strip is Safeway's gas station.

She called me to say that the Safeway gas station was broken into last night and $5000.00 in cigarettes were stolen. It seems the thief kicked in the front sliding glass door.

He was wearing a beanie/knit cap.

The stupid idiot still had the sales tag on it from Longs Drug store next to Safeway when he bought it just before breaking into the gas station. On top of that a Longs employee remembers him coming in and asking where the beanies were.

PD has viewed the surveillance tape from the gas station and Longs and are looking for the guy now!
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Hahaha... I bet you he wanted to return the beanie and get his money back at the end of the tea party... err, tobaco party!

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Angel came home last night and said it is a former Safeway employee!!! He knew when they got the deliveries in and thats how he was able to nab so many cases!!! They were still on the palette.
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I'm always watching the reruns of his show!
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If they were smart they wouldn't be criminals. Well; not normally anyway. The guy that bilked all those people with his ponzi scheme was pretty smart until he got caught. Then he was a complete idiot.
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With luck, he's a heavy smoker and he'll croak soon.

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