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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-19-2013, 09:59 AM Thread Starter
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...


In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in... Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side"

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .. rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-19-2013, 04:08 PM
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So you think the decline of civilization is demonstrated by crumbling infrastructure? The clash of religions? Hyper partisanship?
Nah.

Retards with speech impediments manning PA systems announcing arrivals and departures.
Braille instructions at drive up ATM's.
Driving instructors that have never operated a standard transmission.
Flight attendants that are as ugly as me.
Coaches who tell kids that even though they lost they are still winners.
Kids that can't make change from a fiver for a 3.84 coffee and muffin if the register is down.
Homework "optional".
Reserved parking spaces for "Exceptional Employee of the Week."
Hug your neighbor.
Baseball caps that you put your ears inside of.

Once upon a time men and women packed whatever they had and struck out into uncharted territory in conestoga wagons looking for better.

Before you agree or disagree with something, picture yourself rolling along with reins in hand and family asleep back in the wagon. How important is that question now? Just saying, it must be. Somebody did roll across them prairies to help move us along to where we are now having to decide between erasing five year old American Idols or not being able to record the new Walking Dead.

Rant off.

TENJOOBERRYMUDS

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Cross Country Tour.


We can't help it
We just keep moving
It's been that way since long ago
Since the stone age chasing the great herds
We mostly go where we have to go

That was written by James McMurtry
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Pop ... I just heard that they don't even teach handwriting in school anymore ..... they all use computers now and what's even more puzzling is, they don't teach keyboarding either LOL! (or should I say DOH!)

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Life's a Venture on my Victory

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Lloydz Air Filter
Lloydz Timing Wheel
Power Commander V
Autotune
CATs removed
Stage 1 flash
HD Trunk Rack
FIAAM Air Horn
PIAA 1100x Lamps
D&D Slip-on Mufflers
HID High & Low
KuryAkyn Sabertooth saddlebag tail lights
Victory Apes
Michelin Primacy Alpin PA3 ZP 195/55-16
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