Nancy and Harry....
Nancy Pelosi called Harry
Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win
back Middle America in 2014."
"Great, Nancy, but how?" asked
"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most middle
class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador
retriever. Then we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show
them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people
they did. They found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman,
Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the
The bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"
"Yes we are!" said Nancy,
"And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through, and Harry
suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a
round of bourbon for the whole bar and began chatting up a storm with
anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old
rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in
came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail,
looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour,
another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking
Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers
come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of
"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there
running around town, claiming there's a Labrador retriever in here with
'12 Vegas, 78 Bonneville, 69 BSA project.