I hear a new male contraceptive is coming out and some women are pissed off because they have had to deal with body altering pills or painful IUD's.
The way the male product works is it's a gel that gets rubbed into the back and shoulders. It's even better when you can get your spouse to rub it in for you.
Now you may think this is satire but it isn't. This is a real thing. Gotta wonder though; won't that stuff make your testosterone get so low you start getting boobs and producing milk? Will you feel tired and bitchy all the time? Headaches?