Years ago I caught a crow with my chest. Didn't kill the thing, but it was stuck to me by the wind pressure on my windshieldless 550 honda. Scared the crap outta me and the bird. Once I slowed down enough...which was pretty f-ing fast, the thing flew off....leaving a bird-shit stain on my jacket....lol. This is one of the reasons every bike since then has had a windshield....
2011 XR Midnight Cherry, Hard Bags, Vic htd grips & seat, Vic medium Windshield, unlocked speedo, Lloydz Air filter, VFC III, Lloydz ATS +4, Vance & Hines slip ons
1993 Vulcan 1500 (sold)
1981 Yamaha Seca 750 (ridden into oblivion)
1977 Honda 550 (sold)