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Man Loses In Appeal Lawsuit Claiming BMW Motorcycle Gave Him An Extended Erection. Looks like BMW is not the most exciting brand. BMW has triumphed over a lawsuit claiming one of their bikes left a man with a 2 day long erection. The biker in question claimed an acute case of priapism, or painfully prolonged erection, due to the seat vibrations. He sued both BMW and seat maker Corbin asking for damages due to negligence and infliction of emotional distress. The biker lost his case but decided to appeal. Big mistake. A 14-page decision full of medical references states that the biker failed to demonstrate any new intelligible argument and failed to comply with the rules of appellate procedure by failing to cite the relevant cases or statutes, The panel ordered Wolf to pay the defendant'sí costs on appeal, a sum likely to be in the tens of thousands of dollars.

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2 Days ? I'm happy when it lasts 2 Minutes !
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2 Days ? I'm happy when it lasts 2 Minutes !
shit that would give me 1.5 minutes of cuddle time.....
methinks i need to look into BMW.... did they say which model?
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You get 2 minutes??
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What's an erection?
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LOL ! Ric , you funny .....

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2 Days ? I'm happy when it lasts 2 Minutes !
If ya leave it alone it would last longer!
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At my age, one doesn't pass up an opportunity when one gets an erection!! 2 minutes is LOTs! hahaha

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Erection? I thought BMWs turn one into an asshole.
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