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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-28-2017, 02:27 PM Thread Starter
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Thought I would share a little fun I had yesterday on the way home in rush hour.

As I was making my way out of downtown Columbus, there were several lights to go through so it was slow going. At one point, a car to my right tried to change lanes right into me. I have no idea how she didnít see me because her front bumper was about even with my front tire. Anyway, she got so close before I realized she was moving over that I instinctively slapped her fender with my hand.

I meant nothing by it, but she didnít like it at all. At the next red light she rolled her window down and started yelling at me for hitting her car. I tried to ignore her but I eventually just looked at her and shook my head in disdain, at which point she flicked her cigarette at me.

This is the sweet part: I put up my gloved hand, made a lucky catch, and tossed the cigarette right back at her where it landed in her lap. About that time, the light turned green, and as I pulled away I could hear her screaming as she was flailing around trying to get the cigarette off of her.

I thanked God I didnít get hurt and laughed all the way home.

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LOL good on you....8)

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LOL good on you....8)

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What a dumb ass! What is wrong with people today? She needs to get over herself!

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Holly crap Karma is a bitch.. Good for you. :-D

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Good job. I really like it when karma is instant like that. Maybe she burned a hole in her seat devaluing the car by $500 bucks in the process.
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that just made my day

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That was AAAWWWWEEEEEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!! You are my new Hero!
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Almost as good as yours.... as I hate when people flick their lit cigarettes out the window ... usually bouncing towards me.. This lady flicked her cig out the window of her pickup and it blew into her bed and caught something on fire... nice smoke trail coming out of her bed. Made me laugh! Maybe I should have told her....

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I had one toss a butt out and whacked my shield, bounced up and hit my face. I lucky enough to pull up side by side at the next light and yelled at her. She rolled down the window and called me an @sshole. Which was followed up by me launching a huge loogie that bullseyed smack in her puss. Light turned, I cracked the throttle and was gone. She sat there I guess trying to wipe a huge gooey lunger off her face.

Me and my buddy had a Benz cut us off on a highway and sat about a foot behind us one 4th of July.. We couldn't go faster due to the cars in front. He chews tobacco. He jumped in front of the guy, spewed huge mouthful of chaw that hit his windshield. Idiot used his wipers which smeared it all over lol. We hauled ass and hit our turn before he could try and exact revenge. It made him slow down and slide into the slow lane though so he could wash the mess off with his sprayers.

Just pisses me off when those cagers think they are in the right by endangering bikers.
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I had one toss a butt out and whacked my shield, bounced up and hit my face. I lucky enough to pull up side by side at the next light and yelled at her. She rolled down the window and called me an @sshole. Which was followed up by me launching a huge loogie that bullseyed smack in her puss. Light turned, I cracked the throttle and was gone. She sat there I guess trying to wipe a huge gooey lunger off her face.

Me and my buddy had a Benz cut us off on a highway and sat about a foot behind us one 4th of July.. We couldn't go faster due to the cars in front. He chews tobacco. He jumped in front of the guy, spewed huge mouthful of chaw that hit his windshield. Idiot used his wipers which smeared it all over lol. We hauled ass and hit our turn before he could try and exact revenge. It made him slow down and slide into the slow lane though so he could wash the mess off with his sprayers.

Just pisses me off when those cagers think they are in the right by endangering bikers.
Lol...good for you guys! I hate assholes.

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