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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2013, 02:35 AM Thread Starter
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I got up early because I have to hook up my gooseneck and meet a crane early this morning. As I sipped my coffee and fumbled around with my laptop I realized I haven't hit the bank to make a needed deposit for days, so I consider it a good excuse for an early morning ride.
I idled quietly the four blocks over to Dixie Hwy and slowly began to turn left, about 500 yards south was a single oncoming car. as I hit the throttle I heard a distinct POP and my front tire slid to the right a few inches, forcing me to do a painful left foot plant. I look down and it was a damn toad. I recovered and started south. Not far down I noticed the oncoming car was a sheriff and backed off the throttle. At about the same time I see his headlights dip and hear a thump. He hit a small possum and sent him rolling into my path. I speed bumped him and he squirted some pretty nasty possum juice on my bare shins. (wearing shorts). I stopped. The officer stopped. I cussed. He laughed. We were on our way.
Deposit complete, I headed home. I pulled in my driveway a little distracted and had to roll backwards down the driveway a few feet to achieve the right lean on the kickstand. As I did I heard a very familiar POP. I backed up on about an 8 inch curly tail lizard.

TRIPLE PLAY IN A 15 MIN RIDE!!

The next thing I see today that has more than two legs is gonna get shot and I'm just gonna call it self- defense!!

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I'm surprised the animal activists didn't take satellite spy shots of that carnage and set up camp in your neighbourhood......lol

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I'm forwarding your post to PETA. Damn good thing you didn't hit a spotted owl.

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Well, you do live in Florida, with all kinds of critters. Maybe you should be glad you didn't run over a gator. I hear that happens quite a bit in parts of FL.
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You better wear long pants before you leave your skin on the road

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