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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-29-2013, 07:19 PM Thread Starter
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Why there are stickers behind the saddlebags that warn of imminent death and destruction should you go for a ride without snapping them back on?




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The same could be said for those dastardly matress tags..

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Because every time you ride without them snapped on God kills a kitten, kinda like when you masturbate.
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I've always assumed it was because the right saddlebag acts an upper belt guard. Ride without it in place, and a massive vortex is created that sucks your (or your unsuspecting passenger's) foot into the drive belt and proceeds to wrap it around your rear wheel.




OK, so maybe I made up the vortex part...

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I like the warning label they place on the forks that says in part, DO NOT INCINERATE. Damn, I bet they'd make a great bonfire too.

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Damn thats alot of dead kittens.Good thing they have 9 lives.

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Because every time you ride without them snapped on God kills a kitten, kinda like when you masturbate.
There's a pussy joke in there somewhere.




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Because every time you ride without them snapped on God kills a kitten, kinda like when you masturbate.
Ive never heard that before, OMG!!! That is so funny! Im going to repeat it 100 times so i can remember it! Lol!


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There's a pussy joke in there somewhere.
What has four legs and follows Catz?
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Mrs. Catz and her attorney.

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There's a pussy joke in there somewhere.
There is a reason why it's kittens not puppies. I'm just trying to keep this a workplace safe thread...

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