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I'm letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or through the rumor mill that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.

I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test; however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong and undeniable resemblance.

On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support immediately.

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Is this what they mean by the term , "Human Tripod" ?

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o: All my friends and family,




I'm letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or through the rumor mill that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.

I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test; however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong and undeniable resemblance.

On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support immediately.
So you let your unit make a slave out of you..?


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That's what happens to you with unprotected sex ! 18 years + !

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At my age, the only thing big and hard between my legs is a Victory Cross Roads.

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At my age, the only thing big and hard between my legs is a Victory Cross Roads.
Ya , and the payments are only 3-5 years total ! Not 18-22 !

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Ya , and the payments are only 3-5 years total ! Not 18-22 !
...and one has to be careful when using either one of those devices.

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...and one has to be careful when using either one of those devices.
Your not Shittin' !!!

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I'm letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or through the rumor mill that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.

I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test; however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong and undeniable resemblance.

On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support immediately.
'It's' probably as big as it's ever going to be and as the kid grows to be an adult it will be sized...............well, just like you.
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