Twelve things my motorcycle has taught me.
1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
3. Never, ever let a cattle hauler pass you.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get interesting until about 95 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go, old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. Only riders know why dogs stick their heads out car windows.
12. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.