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Real wisdom here:


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE
AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE
AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.





DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
 

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Number 2. :D j/k

Here is a true home remedy to know about.

Colloidal silver news, articles and information
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Thanks.
Been using this lately. It seems to help with muscle and nerve related injury and pain.
Not sure if this is the most economical way to to buy it but it actually seems to make a difference in recovering from injuries. Go figure.
Friend who is a personal trainer turned me onto it. So far so good.
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Interesting. Another immune booster I started using with excellent results is Resveratrol. Much better than vitamin C.

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There are less costly brands but this one is better.
 

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1000 mg of Resveratrol is equal to 150 glasses of red wine.

I'm more of a beer guy though.
Yeah the hangovers would get old after a couple of months huh.
See your point.:D
 

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1000 mg of Resveratrol is equal to 150 glasses of red wine.

I'm more of a beer guy though.
Gimi a peach fizz anyday.....thumb up
 

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The chosen hangout of all morons liberal
It's good wine.
They are the sole importer, it's go wait in line with the liberals or do without.
 
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