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That would officially rate as a bad day
 

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So, a viper bites a "one eyed trouser snake". This snake on snake violent crime has to stop...:ltr:

So that reminds me of a joke...2 good friends Jack and Joe are hiking way out in the desert, hours from any civilization, when they surprise a monstrous rattlesnake sunning himself on the trail. Jack gets bit on the pecker by the rattlesnake. Much panic ensues but Joe calls 911 and asks the operator what he should do. The operator tells him he needs to suck the poison out of the bite. Joe says OK and hangs up, Jack asks him " What are we gonna do?". Joe says "you're gonna die" :devil
 

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When I pee outside snakes run (sort of) in fear because of the mighty python.
 
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