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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Husband: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my motorcycle.
OFFICER : What kind of motorcycle was it?
Husband : A 2018 Yamaha Super Tenere, non-ES, TRex crash bars, TRex skid plate, madstad windshield bracket, 22” Yamaha tall
windshield, Dunlop trailmax mission tires front and rear, Solobox panniers, happy trails side racks, IMS pegs, dynamic motorcycles backrest and top plate, Giant Loop Fandango tank bag, tech-spec tank grips...At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we'll find your motorcycle.
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