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I had to visit someone in a nursing home recently and was shocked to see about half a dozen really old naked ladies laying on the front lawn.

I went in and after my brief visit, I was leaving the place and noticed the old ladies still there. My curiosity got the best of me and so I went back inside to ask about them. I was told they were retired prostitutes and were having a yard sale.
 

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So , you bought them all ?:ltr:
 

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Ta da boom!
 

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Ladies that old don't smell, don't tell, and they're grateful as hell! :D
 

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IDK! I hear tell that you can snatch up some pretty good stuff at yard sales. :D
Q: What's the difference between an old guy and a young guy?

A: The old guy goes around snatching kisses...
 

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What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a Peeping Tom?

The pick-pocket snatches watches, the Peeping Tom...
 

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What's the difference between a stick up and a hold up?


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What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a Peeping Tom?

The pick-pocket snatches watches, the Peeping Tom...
This was the version I was trying to remember but couldn't so I ad-libbed. :D
 
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