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Does anyone on this gun forum like to ride bikes?
Yes but all my guns were stolen by questionable citizens with illegal, unregistered guns :mad:

Now I just ride and run over an occasional squirrel thumb up
 

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Yes but all my guns were stolen by questionable citizens with illegal, unregistered guns :mad:

Now I just ride and run over an occasional squirrel thumb up
Do you have black squirrels in Virginia? I've seen a mess of them in Michigan and for a while I thought they were migrating south as I would see them occasionally in Ohio. I haven't seen any in awhile now.

Most of the questionable citizens around here make tasty and affordable entrees. I've considered adoption.
 

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i like to ride occasionally, when i run out of ammo and have to go to gander mountain to re-stock. the gas savings on my xr helps me buy more ammo and bigger magazines!
 

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I was out riding today and was able to score a case of ammo. Very hard to find these days, so I grabbed it even tho I was on the bike. While at a gas station, fueling up, a very attractive blonde at the next pump spotted my ammo and asked if I would trade sex for some ammo. So I asked her what kind of ammo she had.
 

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Do you have black squirrels in Virginia? I've seen a mess of them in Michigan and for a while I thought they were migrating south as I would see them occasionally in Ohio. I haven't seen any in awhile now.

Most of the questionable citizens around here make tasty and affordable entrees. I've considered adoption.
That sounds racist.:)
 

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I was out riding today and was able to score a case of ammo. Very hard to find these days, so I grabbed it even tho I was on the bike. While at a gas station, fueling up, a very attractive blonde at the next pump spotted my ammo and asked if I would trade sex for some ammo. So I asked her what kind of ammo she had.
That sounds sexist. :)
 

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Does anyone on this gun forum like to ride bikes?
I do ride my CrossRoads from time to time when I'm not shooting innocents...

P.S. There's also a 'photography' thread on this forum, and I wouldn't mind if there was a 'cooking' thread, and perhaps for some members here, a "Pro-Socialism" thread... all sorts of people come to a site such as this and some of them choose to talk about things other than bikes from time to time...

... just sayin, if I clicked into a 'gun debate' thread, or a 'Gay Victory Riders' thread, and I didn't like what was being said, I'd avoid looking at that thread.

I appreciate the owners and moderators of this site for their ability to allow all sorts of discussion, afterall, if a bunch of us got together I'll bet topics other than motocycles would come up... same thing here as we get together.

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P.S. Just my two cents above, I know saddlebag is a pro-gun person, just like he's pro-Constitution, so I 'get' the ironic nature of the topic.

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That sounds sexist. :)
Had it been a guy, I'd have told him to buy his own. Anyways, she had just the caliber I was looking for. Now I have three cases. thumb up
 

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P.S. Just my two cents above, I know saddlebag is a pro-gun person, just like he's pro-Constitution, so I 'get' the ironic nature of the topic.

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Nonsense I say! I hate bikes and guns. They are nothing more than noisy hunks of ferrous metal.

And as far as the Constitution, what can I say, besides that it's awful? I mean with all its pro-democracy meanderings and its checks and balances blather, what's the point? Why can't we just anoint a guy like Lance and live according his rules instead of submit to all this democratic tyranny?!
 

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Motorcycles kill people and should be banned.
If we cannot get the legislation through to ban the motorcycles, we should at least ban high capacity fuel tanks so they can't be ridden far (unless you re-fill of course).
 

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Do you have black squirrels in Virginia? I've seen a mess of them in Michigan and for a while I thought they were migrating south as I would see them occasionally in Ohio. I haven't seen any in awhile now.

Most of the questionable citizens around here make tasty and affordable entrees. I've considered adoption.
When up in North Western VA I seen ONE that was it. Seen a few red squirrels and never tried to kill either of those but grey squirrels.... Those suckers are fair game. I did notice I have a better opportunity to get the grey's on my Vision now as it is much quieter than my TC... LMAO!!!! Yup, I ran the squirrel deportation program for southern Chesapeake!

I have successfully relocated over 85 of the 113 squirrels trapped...!:ltr:
 

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Motorcycles kill people and should be banned.
If we cannot get the legislation through to ban the motorcycles, we should at least ban high capacity fuel tanks so they can't be ridden far (unless you re-fill of course).
Look here, this is the Pro-Bike thread-(NOT for Anti-Bike Debate) thread. You'll need to start your own Anti-Bike thread-(NOT for Pro-Bike Debate) if you want to make those kind of comments Mister.
 

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When up in North Western VA I seen ONE that was it. Seen a few red squirrels and never tried to kill either of those but grey squirrels.... Those suckers are fair game. I did notice I have a better opportunity to get the grey's on my Vision now as it is much quieter than my TC... LMAO!!!! Yup, I ran the squirrel deportation program for southern Chesapeake!

I have successfully relocated over 85 of the 113 squirrels trapped...!:ltr:
I didn't realize that the Vision had bags large enough to hold a squirrel. You better get right with the Geneva convention Chapter 8 section 7. Squirrel torture is a crime against rodents and may be punishable by up to three months living in a tree.
 

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I didn't realize that the Vision had bags large enough to hold a squirrel. You better get right with the Geneva convention Chapter 8 section 7. Squirrel torture is a crime against rodents and may be punishable by up to three months living in a tree.
Yes, the saddle bags can hold 2 squirrels each so it takes a few trips!

Squirrel torture? Hold on now SB, I never once tortured a squirrel, the ones that were lost during deportation died of natural causes.... Their heart stopped... Except one, he was eatten by a possum or a racoon through the cage. That was a bit of a shocker to only find his head left in the cage. But Im sure it was a quick death, kinda like "if no one is in the forest to hear the tree fall, did it make a sound". :rolleyes:
 

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Squirrels rampart all over the North FL Roads this morning due to the heavy rains .. None were tortured.. Died quickly and cleanly, Roadkill BBQ this afternoon ..
 

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Motorcycles kill people and should be banned.
If we cannot get the legislation through to ban the motorcycles, we should at least ban high capacity fuel tanks so they can't be ridden far (unless you re-fill of course).
but only the ones hopped up on horsepower need to be banned, the ones that LOOK slow are good to go:)
 

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Motorcycles kill people and should be banned.
If we cannot get the legislation through to ban the motorcycles, we should at least ban high capacity fuel tanks so they can't be ridden far (unless you re-fill of course).
Yes, and we should ban high cc motors too! Statistics show they are way too powerful and dangerous for an average person to handle. Who needs 1700cc to get to work or on a Sunday drive?! I mean, WHAT A WASTE and added danger! Bike motors should be restricted to 250cc and possibly allowed 500cc with special permits(for those who have important friends).

Oh MAN! I'm already feeling warm and fuzzy inside knowing that we're on a path to save the world, the whales and protect so many innocent people!

But wait... this might put Victory and many other motorcycle manufacturers out of business... darn those pesky unintended consequences… oooops :eek:
 
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