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The world is coming to an end and so they are planning a trip to mars. Yep! There is news recently that there is evidence of water on mars. Wait! There is also a movie with Matt Damon which is about mars. Wow! Just in time...

So, a bunch of people are now planning a one way trip there... nope! Not coming back. I think they are already in training for the long trip to mars.

Human beings are wearing out the earth and getting everything screwed up from politics, weather, to not being sure if they are male or female and then choosing to fix it. If they like their equipment, then they are now free to choose the gender that they want to be and free to choose mates/partners, get married, adopt babies, and receive benefits just like heterosexual couples. But it ain't all working right.

Once mars is eartharized, gays, their spouses, and sex-changed beings will fly there to make mars their home.

Back on earth, the weather starts sorting out. The polar areas become polar again. American politicians renew their commitments to the constitution of the US and America's Judeo-Christian values and principles. HIV has been eliminated. Monkeys can go back to being monkeys. Ex-priest molesters are on mars as well as all molesters and child abusers. Many prisons and bath houses are torn down.

Kim Davis is free to do her job. The pope is still catholic. Guys like girls and girls like guys and the world is new again. The end! :angel
 

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Nice fairy story Dill
 

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I don't hate em... don't hate anyone.

There is way too much junk being shoved down our throats. You don't change your thinking, then you become a racist, homophobe, intolerant, subversive, divisive, judgmental, and so on and so forth.

You stand up, you get labelled, you get ostracized.

I am a Christian first and I could not embrace this belief if I did not love others as Christ does. However, Jesus did not mince words.

Matthew 3:7
But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?
 

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Remind me to not read any thread where the title is spelled backwards lol
 

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Good catch, I can stop looking for my German to English translator..
That reminds me. When the movie The Longest Day first came out,
They played it backwards in Germany...
 

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ha! remember this?

Backmasking is a recording technique in which a sound or message is recorded backward onto a track that is meant to be played forward. Backmasking is a deliberate process, whereas a message found through phonetic reversal may be unintentional.

everyone was playing their records backwards to listen to the words of the devil. why? i can listen to metallica right now and hear him. :eek

or just go home and make my wife mad... :D
 

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Gays , Trannies , Democrats , socialists , commies , all you people make the trip to Mars , and STAY THERE PLEASE , you can have the whole planet to yourselves , and do whatever the hell you want , but please book your flights ASAP .
 

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When did they stop being polar?


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the problem with our weather is because of gayness.

check this out. two magnets can oppose or attract each other. our north and south poles are coming together so the weather is all screwed up. our earth follows the way of man.

send the gays to mars, the poles then start acting right and we then have perfect riding weather all the time.

you heard it here first from dill's spilled out thoughts @ no charge. we live and learn!
 

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Jesus is so proud of this thread.....
Jesus can make the crooked straight. HE came for the sick. We have all been sick at one time and needed help. His kind of help!

There is a better place for all sinners... than earth or mars if we accept His kind of medicine.
 

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Can we send some 11+ million illegals to Mars too?
 

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How much can a koala bear?
 

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How much can a koala bear?
About as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck, +/-5% points for Communist News Network polls. But 4 out of 5 dentists that we selected entirely at random say brushing your teeth with the toilet brush is good for toenail fungus and bad gas mileage.
 
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