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Not intended to offend HD riders or people who like weiner in their mouth.

Intended to offend HD marketing executives.....your retarded.
 

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H-D is laughing all the way to the bank cuz the jokes on you. The MoCo get $$$$ for licensing its name and logo and royalties for each unit.
 

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Joke ain't on me, cuz they will never see a penny of my money.
 

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pffft i honestly dont care if they laugh at me all the way to the bank. If you gotta plaster your name all over weiners and EVERYTHING else just to get sheep to buy into some over priced image I get the last laugh. Money isnt everything. Integrity on the other hand cant be bought no matter how many weiners you tattoo your label on. I could care less how rich those fat cats get off idiots. Doesn't make my life any better or worse. Aside from giving me a good chuckle at how ridiculous it is.
 

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What I think is funny is this Victory forum is one of the best Harley advertisers I think I've seen there is a new H/D topic about every three days.

Well done sheep....I mean Victory riders. :ltr:
 

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What I think is funny is this Victory forum is one of the best Harley advertisers I think I've seen there is a new H/D topic about every three days.

Well done sheep....I mean Victory riders. :ltr:
You'd have to be a complete idiot if you took any of this as positive advertising for Harley. I dont really think we are helping hd sales by making fun of them. No such thing as bad press and all that...but if someone sees an advert for weiners and we mock the **** out of them and the go buy an HD...how are we the sheep there? Me thinks you are using "sheep" incorrectly. No one led me to making fun of harley. I can do that just fine without guidance.
 

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Me thinks it's funny how there's a constant H/D thread going that's all it keeps the name out there in a Vic forum. I guess I don't see the attraction to it. Maybe I should go over to a Harley forum and start Vic threads because they are few and far between. I liken these threads to oil threads they're very entertaining.
 

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Me thinks it's funny how there's a constant H/D thread going that's all it keeps the name out there in a Vic forum. I guess I don't see the attraction to it. Maybe I should go over to a Harley forum and start Vic threads because they are few and far between. I liken these threads to oil threads they're very entertaining.
Hey I barely read the first page of that other HD thread thats kicking around the active topics page. I personally dont care for the slag on HD all the time threads....but HD weiners??? Thats some funny ****. I just seem to see you giving people **** for posting **** lately. Its the internet if I had a my way it would be for nothing but porno and pictures of cats doing hilarious things. But we can't always get what we want. But we can just ignore it, or laugh at it. No need to call people out on it, because its gonna happen again tomorrow. Seems pointless to me.
 

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Me thinks it's funny how there's a constant H/D thread going that's all it keeps the name out there in a Vic forum. I guess I don't see the attraction to it. Maybe I should go over to a Harley forum and start Vic threads because they are few and far between. I liken these threads to oil threads they're very entertaining.
oil thread??? where???
 

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...brilliant marketing strategy.
I did the Harley demos yesterday and got a free weiner afterwards. It was very tasty with mustard.

Free Harley Advertising:

I got the chance to ride a Low Rider yesterday. I love the look, the adjustability, the smoothness, and the sound. It's not terribly powerful, but it rides so smooth and sounds so good, I don't think I'd screw with the engine bits at all. It seems more nimble than any Harley I've ever ridden, but we were restricted to fairly straight roads after some woman shattered her leg on a guard rail after trying to negotiate a turn last year. More seat time is needed to make a complete assessment.

I also found some thing I hated, like the seat. I took my AirHawk seat pad with me and that made it tolerable. I also hate the rear brake placement.

In the category of "meh," I wasn't as crazy about the forward mid-mounts as I had hoped I'd be. They weren't awful, just not ideal.

Next, I rode the Switchback. I rode one last year and after riding the touring bikes, I was not at all impressed with its tiny bags, vibration here and there throughout the powerband, or its tiller handlebar. And I just don't find it very attractive.

What I love about the Switchback are the seat, the floorboards, and the foot controls.

Put those items on a Low Rider along with a set of 13" Progressive 440s to give it a little ground clearance, some leather saddlebags to store a little crap, and I'd be sold.

Fortunately, Vic and Harley will be in a battle to the death to see who can build the lowest, most uncomfortable, worst suspended bikes they can as those seem to be a very important criteria for peeps who like to park them out in front of bars. My wallet is likely safe.
 

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If HD made condoms , would they be as unreliable as their bikes , I wonder ?:rolleyes:
 

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If HD made condoms , would they be as unreliable as their bikes , I wonder ?:rolleyes:
Probably depend on whether or not they were lubricated.
oh no not another lubrication thread!!!:D
 

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You know it is funny how you guys bash them for putting the names on everything. Well there is another financial guru that has put there name in anything and everything but know one talks about them.
Kiss the band has made a **** ton of cash on just there name alone.
So how is harley dumb on this?

Now would I buy these no. Something about harley weiners in my mouth just doesn't sound like a good Idea. No I wonder if you have to use harley motor oil to snore them lol
 

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Harley Weiners

Sigmund Freud had a technical term for this compulsion...he called it "weener envy"...or something like that! :ltr:
 

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You know it is funny how you guys bash them for putting the names on everything. Well there is another financial guru that has put there name in anything and everything but know one talks about them.
Kiss the band has made a **** ton of cash on just there name alone.
So how is harley dumb on this?

Now would I buy these no. Something about harley weiners in my mouth just doesn't sound like a good Idea. No I wonder if you have to use harley motor oil to snore them lol
The idea is dumb, and silly to me, but i dont think they are dumb. Kiss is a joke now because of that marketing strategy. Doesnt matter to them cause they got rich. Apple is the same way. Plaster their name all over gadgets and can get away with an inferior product. Its genius marketing. Im just glad im smart enough to cut through the bullshit.
 

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Just got back form a fantastic ride with a friend who rides a CVO Ultra. It sounds and looks great. What a gorgeous paint job it has. His buddies are Harley riders too and accept me warmly. No, I'm not going over to the dark side, but it ain't as dark as some make it to be.
The ride went from Portland to Detroit (in Oregon) along the magically curvy and twisty Highway 224 out of Estacada. Just in case the flatlanders here are curious to look it up. Oh, and the weather was perfect for riding--low 60s. Eat your hearts out guys.
 
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