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Why there are stickers behind the saddlebags that warn of imminent death and destruction should you go for a ride without snapping them back on?
 

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The same could be said for those dastardly matress tags..
 

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Because every time you ride without them snapped on God kills a kitten, kinda like when you masturbate.
 

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I've always assumed it was because the right saddlebag acts an upper belt guard. Ride without it in place, and a massive vortex is created that sucks your (or your unsuspecting passenger's) foot into the drive belt and proceeds to wrap it around your rear wheel. ;)




OK, so maybe I made up the vortex part...
 

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I like the warning label they place on the forks that says in part, DO NOT INCINERATE. Damn, I bet they'd make a great bonfire too.
 

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Damn thats alot of dead kittens.:crzy:Good thing they have 9 lives.
 

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Because every time you ride without them snapped on God kills a kitten, kinda like when you masturbate.
Ive never heard that before, OMG!!! That is so funny! Im going to repeat it 100 times so i can remember it! Lol!


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Do the math. Nine lives or not cats would be extinct.
 

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